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Skattaskratti!

taxes.gifTax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance tax.

a fer nefnilega allt einhvern veginn

Vr frum, komum og frum n

og fstir lrum vr neitt v,

og hver er ei hvldinni feginn?

Og sannspr var Drottinn sinni t

og svo mun g einnig minni t:

A allt fer a einhvern veginn.

(Kristjn fr Djpalk)


mbl.is Samdrtti loki Danmrku
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Str

Sem einstaklingur einkastr

hvern vidag g hey.

Og undir hl er lngum lagt

hvort lifi g ea dey.

Og heimur einnig heyr sitt str.

En hvort mun sigur fenginn?

stri mnu er stundarvon.

stri heimsins engin.

(Kristjn fr Djpalk)


mbl.is 280 milljarar nju bankana
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Sami dagur...

..kemur auvita aldrei aftur, nema Groundhog day. Hefi ekki hljma betur a segja einfaldlega a myndin yri frumsnd rttu ri eftir a Geir H. Haarde flutti frga ru sna (sem var frekar varp) um efnahagsstandi?

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mbl.is Gu blessi sland Arte og NRD
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Ill never find another you

There's a new world somewhere
They call The Promised Land
And I'll be there some day
If you will hold my hand
I still need you there beside me
No matter what I do
For I know I'll never find another you

There is always someone
For each of us they say
And you'll be my someone
For ever and a day
I could search the whole world over
Until my life is through
But I know I'll never find another you

It's a long, long journey
So stay by my side
When I walk through the storm
You'll be my guide, be my guide

If they gave me a fortune
My treasure would be small
I could lose it all tomorrow
And never mind at all
But if I should lose your love, dear
I don't know what I'll do
For I know I'll never find another you

But if I should lose your love, dear
I don't know what I'll do
For I know I'll never find another you

Another you, another you

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Elskaa j

mn elskaa jakaa j
olrifin gnin reynir.
trsin lygunum leynir
Lofaa j.

Hugpra rautreynda j
jku af kreppunnar tta.
verkamenn farnir fltta.
Frisama j.

Framsknu halir og flj
fram skulum ttalaus halda.
salands klakanum kalda.
Krleikans j.

Svona orti fair minn, rhallur Eirksson.

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Mitt fair vor

Eftir Kristjn frDjpalk

Kannski er von til a breyta v sem aflaga hefur fari?

Ef ndvert allt r gengur

og undan halla fer

skal skn huga hafin

og hn mun bjarga r.

Vi getum eigin vi

ska farveg leitt

og vaxi hverjum vanda,

s vilja beitt.

Hvar einn leit naktar aunir,

sr annar blmaskr.

a verur, sem vntir,

a vex, sem a er hl.

v rkta rsir vona

reit ns hjarta skalt,

og bast vi v besta

blsi kalt.

rlg llum vru

kunn bkfell skr,

a nst r nornabndum

ef ngu heitt er r.

rj or a endurtaka,

g er vi hvert mitt spor:

fegur, glei, friur-

mitt fairvor.

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Slysaskot Palestnu

Svona orti Kristjn Einarsson fr Djpalk frndi minn fyrir mrgum rum. etta getur tt vi dag svo hermaurinn s brezkur.

Ltil stlka. Ltil stlka.
Ltil svarteyg dkkhr stlka
liggur skotin.
Dimmrautt bl hrokknu hri.
Hfukpan brotin.

g er Breti, dagsins djarfi
dti, suur Palestnu,
en er kvldar klkkur, einn,
ktur ltill, mmmu sveinn.

Mn synd er str. , systir mn.
Svari get g, feilskot var a.
Eins og hnfur hjarta skar a,
hjarta mitt, , systir mn,
fyrirgefu, fyrirgefu,
anginn litli, anginn minn.

g tlai a skjta hann pabba inn.

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mbl.is Vilja vopnahl til a.m.k. eins rs
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Melding um gn og gelding

doddsonweldingJonAsgeir

essar fkk g sendar tlvupsti:

Hli flk mna melding:
morgun laust hr niur elding.
Okkar bur gn og gelding.
Undirrita: Lrus Welding.


Dav segir drengnum Geir:
A drottna minn er starfinn.
Selabanka Baugur deyr
og Bjggarnir f arfinn.

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mbl.is Bist vi tindum dag
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Lj dagsins

regn

Lj dagsins lj.is er eftir karl fur minn, rhall Eirksson. Mr datt hug a smella v hr inn svo i gtu noti ess me mr.

Regni bunar fossar fellur
fyrn af vtu komin er.
Upp um rsin vatni vellur
voi ferum snist mr

http://www.ljod.is/firstpage.php

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