Bloggfrslur mnaarins, jn 2008

Er einmitt a sp skjlvegg....

veggur
Spordreki: a sem hefur veri a gerjast langan tma er n a vera tilbi. arft a bija um stuning, bi andlegan og lkamlegan, svo a gangi upp.
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mbl.is Srhannair skjlveggir
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, nttra

Svo virist sem einhverjir af eim rmlega 30 sund manns sem sttu strtnleika Bjarkar og Sigur Rsar Laugardalnum gr hafi misskili boskap eirra. Miki af rusli einkum ldsir l eftir brekkunum fyrir ofan vottalaugarnar.

Tnleikarnir bru yfirskriftina nttra og voru haldnir til heiurs slenskri nttru. v hefi mtt tla a gestir hefu gengi betur um nttru Laugardalsins en raun bar vitni eftir tnleikana. Rusli var hreinsa ntt.

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mbl.is ur til nttrunnar Laugardal
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Hall, g heiti Johnny Cash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3d9-sXrx3o

what's your name?
what's your name?

my daddy he was a gambler
abandoned mamma when I was four
all he left us was his old gramophone player
his 45 records he kept under the floorboards
now my boss says I'm good for nothin'
said to sweep this factory floor
they got shania twain, garth brooks on the radio
when I get home tonight
I'll walk through the door and say

hello... hello I'm Johnny Cash
hello... hello I'm Johnny Cash
yes I am
rollin' down the train tracks
oh no, I ain't comin back
the man in me is the man in black
oh no, I ain't comin back
the man in me is the man in black

my woman wears a long black veil cause I always like to walk the line
I'm gonna to take her out tonight I'm goin' to Jackson
we gonna fall into that ring of fire
I said oh Delia, my sweet Delia
I don't want this for some prison blue
I won't take my guns to town tonite
if you dont call me a boy named sue

hello... hello I'm Johnny Cash
I said, hello... hello I'm Johnny Cash
yes I am
rollin' down the train tracks
oh no, I ain't comin back
the man in me is the man in black
oh no, I ain't comin back
the man in me is the man in black

I was there when they crucified the Lord
I was there when they crucified the Lord
(I was there, I was there, I was there)

I said to Jesus
hello... hello I'm Johnny Cash
I said to jesus
hello... sweet hello, Lord, I'm Johnny Cash

I said hello... hello, I'm Johnny Cash
I said hello... hello, I'm Johnny Cash

what's your name?
I'm Johnny Cash
no you ain't
yes I am

what's your name?
I'm Johnny Cash
no you ain't
yes I am

what's your name?
I'm Johnny Cash
no you ain't
yes I am

what's your name?
Johnny Cash

what's your name?

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Bretinn skynsami sem kunni a semja

The Roy al Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.

They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement, a bonus of 1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked
out with a bonus of 72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out
with 96,000.

The third one was a grizzly, old, long-in-the-tooth Sea King pilot who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my willy to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had received. But the old boy insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and instructed him to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of his willy
and began to work back.

'Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

The old boy calmly replied.....

'IN The Falklands '.

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mbl.is Hsklamenn a semja
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Oftar en ekki spurning um gan partner frekar en ga hnd

Spordreki: vinnur frbrlega me rum vatnsmerkum: krabba, spordreka ea fiskum. i eru eins og rungar sem dansa takt vatninu. Flkist ekki hvor rum!

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mbl.is sland ni ekki HM-stinu
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Augnakonfekt

Spordreki: Ef ekkert gengur a ganga augun einhverjum, er nna rtti tminn til a htta vi og hlaupa hina ttina. nstu viku reynir s hinn sami a ganga augun r.

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mbl.is Lf og fjr mibnum
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kveinn rleiki

Shrek

einhver upptku af Mijunni, tti Sverris Stormskers tvarpi Sgu, fr gr?

Voalega tti mr vnt um a f hana lnaa til eftirtku. Ef einhver getur lisinnt mr endilega hafi samband hrna ea sendi lnu til markusth@internet.is .

Fyrirfram starakkir.

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mbl.is Garslttur kristilegum tma
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Tstir alla daga

golfari

eir eru margir hamstrarnir sem funda Stebba Hamstur. Ekki aeinserkappinn 20 cm h heldurvinnur hannsrekkert smri inn. Fyrir a eitt a halda poka me kylfum , af og tilfr Williams 14,5 kl af hnetum ri.

Stebbier auvita kylfuberi hjTgra Golfkappaog hefur veri a nu mnui. a starf er ekki amalegt egar vinnuveitandinn er alveg svakalega flinkur golfi.

Stebbihefur fengi htt 140 kl af hnetum og slatta af korni eim tma og tt hann s ekki eim skala a lta Alwin & the Chipmunkssyngja afmlinu snu hefur hann a samt fnt. a er alger hending er ef Tgri keppir oftar en tvisvar viku essa dagana.

ess utan erStebbi Hamstur n kominn fr til ramta, og tlar a fa sig golfi, svo hann veri jafnflinkur og Tgri.

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mbl.is Hlr alla lei bankann
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Glalyndir fara sr fremur voa

..en maur ekki a segja a eir fari sr a voa?

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mbl.is Glalyndir fara sr fremur a voa
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R drtinni

ri

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