Bretinn skynsami sem kunni ađ semja

The Roy al Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.

They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement, a bonus of Ł1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked
out with a bonus of  72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out
with 96,000.

The third one was a grizzly, old, long-in-the-tooth Sea King pilot who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my willy to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had received. But the old boy insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and instructed him to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of his willy
and began to work back.

'Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

The old boy calmly replied.....

'IN The Falklands '.

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1 Smámynd: Helga Guđrún Eiríksdóttir

balls -Didn´t his voice at least give you a hint!?  Brits! Clueless!

Helga Guđrún Eiríksdóttir, 28.6.2008 kl. 20:58

2 Smámynd: Skattborgari

Ţessi er Góđur hahahah.

Skattborgari, 28.6.2008 kl. 23:02

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